By Kelly Schremph, Hollywood.com Staff
The Kardashians are more than just an arguably certifiable family we watch on television: they're also a brand. In fact, between their numerous lines of fragrances, clothes, lingerie, and even home goods items, it's getting harder and harder to not find products with the Kardashian name slapped on it.
According to E! Online, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney will now launch an official makeup line, Khroma Beauty (of course it has a 'k' in the name) starting in December with a special holiday assortment and continuing into early 2013 with a larger array of products.
Whether or not you're putting it on your Christmas list (that's right Christmas, not Khristmas) the fame-friendly fam is psyched about their latest venture. ""We're so excited to partner with Boldface Licensing+Branding on this new venture. There's a glam girl in all of us and it's a dream come true to have our own makeup line and to share it with women around the world,"" the Kardashian sisters said in a statement.
While beauty products do make sense for the Kardashians to produce, there are some things that under no circumstances should this family make. Some things just need to be kept sacred.
Anything Dealing With Love Advice
Be it a book, an online blog, or even a hot pink sticky note, this family has no business writing advice about anything concerning the complexity of love. Some of them, not to mention any names (Kim), don't exactly have the best track record when it comes to the male species. Plus, their overall taste in men leaves something to be desired (Looking at you, Scott Disick).
A Radio Show
Watching them on television is one thing, but listening to their ongoing banter while driving a 4,000 pound motor vehicle is a completely different story. Eye-rolling can be very dangerous when done on a four-lane highway.
A Political Campaign
Yes, Kim has already expressed interest in running for mayor of Glendale in 2017, but that doesn't mean my fellow Americans have to let it happen.
A Greeting Cards Line
This family posts enough family photos as it is, do we really want to give them the means to put those images on the back of every card you'll ever send to your loved ones? Your grandmother does not want to see a Kardashian portrait staring at her on her 92nd birthday. The poor woman has been through enough.
A Kardashian Kalendar
365 days of staring at the Kardashians. A year never seemed more devoid of purpose or reason.
A Scandalous Sex Tape
Yet Another Lingerie Line
This girls have already established to the world ten times over that they are not opposed to showing some serious skin, but Victoria probably wishes this had been kept secret, too.
A Kardashian Album
If this and this aren't enough to convince you that this would be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad idea, then nothing will.
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