By Kelsea Stahler, Hollywood.com Staff

White Wine SangriaJuly 4, Also Known As America's Barbecue and Travel Holiday, Fell On The Most Inconvenient Day PossibleSeriously, 2012 Calendar? Seriously? How could you play us like that?

Savages Severely Messed With The Original Book's EndingFans of the original book will be miffed, but the rest of us will just use it as an excuse to complain about something. Guilty.

Adam Levine Cannot Rock a Mountain Man Beard, Not Without TryingHe really does try, but take note, men of the world: Some people's faces just aren't destined to be bearded.

We Can't Even Handle This Adorable Picture of Chris Hemsworth and His DaughterIt might be the best picture ever taken.

Spiked LemonadeWeeds Brought Back ""Little Boxes"" Theme Song, But The Season Premiere Can't Match The Song's GreatnessThey even knocked Nancy out for the entire episode and gave Andy all the screen time and we just couldn't regain that good feeling.

Brad Pitt's Mom Ranted Against Gay Rights In Direct Opposition to Her Son's BeliefsThis is reality, folks. Sometimes celebs are more progressive and accepting than their parents. We just have to deal with it.

We Now Have Mugshot to Fully Complete Our Disappointment in Formerly Beloved Lost Star Matthew FoxJack, you are really ruining our reality here. First, we get the most disappointing finale in TV history (okay, one of the most disappointing finales) and then, Fox goes all Alternate Time Line Jack and makes us question how we spent SIX YEARS of our lives.

Rupert Murdoch Made Scientology Look GoodIt seemed impossible, what with South Park's surprisingly serious exploration of the religion back in 2005 and various investigative news reports about its practices, we thought Scientology could never recover. But then Rupert Murdoch spoke out against it in the wake of a rash of News Corp. scandals. Which side do we choose?!

Leftover Red, White, and Blue Jello ShotsThere Is a Man Who Publicly Complained That Pornography Gives Him HeadachesHere's a tip, dude: How about you don't watch porn?

We Really Miss Andy GriffithWe really, really do.

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