6 Things You Won't Believe That Are In The Fiscal Cliff Bill That The Senate Passed At 2 AM While Most Americans Were Drunk

1. There's a provision extending a tax policy related to Puerto Rican rum.

2. And a tax credit for 2- and 3-wheel electric vehicles.

3. Something having to do with Diesel Fuel:

4. An extension of some special rules for the film and television business.

5. A gift to the car-racing world.

6. Help to asparagus farmers.

Hat's off to the "167" who said nay.  What are your thoughts?