Thanks to News Hawk Mike McPherson for sharing today’s knucklebrain report form Knoxville, Tennessee.
It seems two teenagers spotted a nice looking car they wanted to steal. So, when the driver stopped at a red light, one of the teen knucklebrains walked up to the car and asked for a cigarette. The other teen knuckle then pulled a gun on the distracted driver and ordered him out of the car. The next part of their plan was to speed away and enjoy the rest of the evening driving around in such a cool car.
However, there was one thing they failed to take into account. The car had a stick shift and neither one of our knucklebrains knew how to drive it. They quickly stalled the car and, try as they might, couldn’t get it to go. By the time they decided to give up, police officers were nearby and were quickly able to apprehend our bozos who were stuck in neutral. Now they're telling their story to all the guys in the license plate division at the state prison!
And those are the Knucklebrains of The Week.