Let us take a break from all the politics, conspiracy theorizing, religious debates, and everything else that is depressing and take a moment to smile....
"Let me chew on your ear a minute"
"I got your toes!, No I got your paws!"
"The cool way to chase ones tail!"
"White dogs can jump, brown dogs smash into hedges!"
"You think outgrowing your clothes is bad, try outgrowing your pet door!"