A REALLY Bad Hair Day!

Posted by Red Kingman on

What do you think when you see someone with as outrageous a hair-do as this?  Ob viously the individual wants a certain degree of attention wouldn't you say?  Surely this is not the hairstyle of an introverted person.  And what would you do if you saw this person on the streets?  Stare politely?  Ask how long it took to get it that way? Maybe just why?

Well in a case of "look, but don't photograph" the young man pictured above, 23 year old Johnathan Washburn, 23, was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon: a skate board.  Apparently Mr. Washburn popped an unidentified photographer on the side of the head for taking a picture of his doo, a combination of a punk rocker's traditional mohawk mixed with the notorious tufts worn by Flock of Seagulls frontman Mike Score.  

Here's how it went down: Washburn's companion, Timothy Beard, 19, ordered the photographer to delete the picture of Washburn's one-of-a-kind hairstyle, according to an affidavit.  But the shutterbug refused to erase the photo of Washburn's three-pronged blond-and-brown coif.

Beard allegedly stole the man's $100 Oakley sunglasses. When the unidentified victim asked Beard to return his shades, he alleges that Washburn hit him on the left side of the head with his skateboard.  The pair fled the scene, but cops arrested Washburn inside a nearby bar on suspicion of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Police busted Beard still holding the sunglasses across the street and charged him with theft.

This guy should try being bald!

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