The Bottom Line...Sort Of!

Posted by Red Kingman on

It appears that right under our noses there has been an explosion in the butt augmentation industry.  Apparently British women are so desperate for bigger bottoms that they are willing to risk their lives by taking pills designed to fatten chickens!

The poultry tablets are packed with hormones that have been linked to breast cancer and liver problems in humans.  Originally they were used by farmers to bulk up chickens - but it was discovered that when taken by women they enhance the size of thighs, hips and bottom.

Now scores of online sites are also offering "herbal" versions of the tablets with names like Star Curves, Big Beautiful Butt Formula, and Brand New Booty pills.  They are featured on sites including Amazon, eBay and Facebook and are also advertised on reality TV star Kim Kardashian's blog. (First it was discount/rip off credit cards, and now Kim is trying to cash in on the big-bottom-bonanza!

Makers of the herbal pills claim the capsules only contain exotic plant extracts which mimic the effect of fat-building hormones.  But medical experts have warned many of the pills are unregulated and those who take them cannot be sure what they contain.  

Then theres the very sad story about the British singer/dancer Claudia Aderotimi who had illegal bottom injections was actually being watched by U.S. drug agents.  She is believed to have been ‘red-flagged’ by immigration officials after making a previous trip to the United States for the illegal beauty treatment.

I just want to know why any woman would want to have a figure the shape of a bowling pin??

 

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