If a picture is worth a thousand words, what words would you use to describe what you see in this picture? 

NOTICE THE "GATHERING" AT THE BACK OF HIS TROUSERS 

AND THE VERY INTENSE LOOK ONTHE FACE OF THE TSA AGENT.

IS THIS A PAT DOWN, OR A MEDICAL EXAM? THE PASSENGER

DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND VERY MUCH DOES HE? SEE

HIS RELAXED HAND. i HOPE I'M THAT CALM WHEN MY TURN

COMES!