HAVE YOU ADJUSTED TO THE TIME CHANGE?? IT USUALLY TAKES ME ABOUT FIVE MONTHS AND BY THAT TIME WE ARE ABOUT READY TO CHANGE BACK AND MY INTESTINAL TRACT AGAIN IS IN A STATE OF AGITATION.  MY FATHER REFUSED TO CHANGE HIS CLOCKS AND OFTEN SAID "LET GOVERNMENT CHANGE TO MY TIME."

SERIOUSLY I THINK WE SHOULD CONSIDER USING ONE TIME ZONE AROUND THE WORLD AND ADJUST OUR SCHEDULE TO THAT.  WE WERE JUST ABOUT READY TO START GOING TO CHURCH IN DAYLIGHT AND "BAM" WE ARE BACK TO DARKNESS AT EIGHT IN THE MORNING. I USUALLY WALK IN THE MORNING WHEN I GET UP AND IT IS ONLY LIGHT ABOUT THREE WEEKS OF THE YEAR WHEN I WALK.  AND HAVE YOU SUDDENLY TRIED TO CHANGE WHEN YOU MILK THE COWS AFTER THE TIME CHANGE?  THEY DO NOT APPRECIATE A COLD HAND IN THE DARK.  MAYBE ITS TIME TO MOVE TO ARIZONA.

I MUST SEE MY CONGRESSMAN.