the juke box

Posted by Juke Van Oss on

When somone said to me, "Why don't you write your life story?"  I thought, I would have a go at it.  I discovered I should have waited until the weather cooled.  I started to sweat when I tried to tell some of the episodes in the past, going back to 1923.  Then my computer started to smoke because of the heat.  I decided to give upand turn it over to a professional.  Consequently you may see a book on the market sometime this fall.  I have nothing to hide.  I am willing to put my birth certificate on display to anyone and my tex returns are available  but nobody cares.  I was once a Democrat, but I took pills and then I was a Rebublican until I took shots.  Now I am an independent and I'm taking it easy.  

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