THINKING ABOUT YOUR LAWN?  MAYBE ITS TIME TO RELEGATE THE LAWN MOWER TO ANTIQUE STATUS AND INSTALL A NEW ARTIFICIAL LAWN.  SURE, THE INITIAL JOB WILL TAKE A LITTLE GREEN TO GET THE GREEN, BUT IT WILL SAVE YOU A LOT OF WORK AND WORRY THIS SUMMER. IT GOES BY NAMES LIKE "PERFECT TURF" AND "FOREVER LAWN," AND LAST YEAR MORE THAT 60 MILLION SQUARE FEET OF THE FAKE STUFF WAS INSTALLED.  THERES NO SEEDING, NO FERTILIZING AND NO MOWING.  IT REDUCES POLLUTANTS AND ELIMINATES CHEMICAL RUN-OFF.  ITS POROUS FOR DRAINAGE AND PET FRIENDLY.  SOME HOMEOWNER ASSOCIATIONS, HOWEVER OBJECT TO IT, SO PROCEED WITH CAUTION.  INSTALL, PUT UP THE HAMMOCK AND ENJOY.