THIS WEEKEND WILL FEATURE THE AMERICAN VERSION OF A ROYAL WEDDING AS CHELSEA CLINTON GETS MARRIED. CHELSEA HAS ORDERED HER DAD TO LOSE WEIGHT BEFORE ESCORTING HER DOWN THE AISLE. REPORTEDLY IT WILL BE A SIMPLE WEDDING WITH ABOUT 500 GUESTS. THE GORES WILL NOT ATTEND.
A HAPPY DAY FOR THE CLINTONS AND WE WISH THE BEST FOR THE BRIDE AND GROOM. LETS HOPE THEY GET THEIR MONEYS WORTH--REPORTED TO BE THREE MILLION DOLLARS.
DO YOU THINK ITS A LITTLE MUCH, EVEN FOR AN ONLY DAUGHTER?


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