SLEEP TIGHT, DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE!

THIS WARNING USUALLY REPEATED IN JEST MAY NOW BE MORE SERIOUS WITH THE INVASION OF THE LITTLE CRITTERS.  THE CIMEX LECTULARIS DON'T CONFINE THEMSELVES TO BEDS ANYMORE, THEY COULD BE IN YOUR LUGGAGE, YOUR FURNITURE, YOUR CLOTHES OR EVEN YOUR CAR.  THEY LEAVE A WELT WHERE THEY BITE, BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO NOT TRANSMIT DISEASE. CALL PEST CONTROL IF YOU SEE THEM IN YOUR HOUSE. 

DO YOU THINK GEORGE BUSH OR GLOBAL WARMING IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS INVASION?